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  Assboard - ACTIVATE!

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  And people were impressed when Jesus merely WALKED on water. Everybody walks.

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  If you've ever wondered what an enema traveling at 50 MPH feels like, ask this guy.

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  Experimental Hovering Ass!

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  Hey mom! look! no hands!

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  ...they see me rollin', they hatin'...

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  That's a big fart

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  Problem?

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  Motor boat!!!!

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  FART POWER - ACTIVATED

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  ask me about fart power

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  Hey guys, wanna hang out?

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  "To the Invisible Boat Mobile Barnacle Boy!"

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  "Beans, beans, the magical fruit..."

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  BUTTSURFIN!!!!!

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  By the fart power!

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  i bet jesus couldn't do this

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  Water walking like jesus is so 2012... Just use your AssBoard!

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  SUPER FART JET STREAM

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  she said look ma no handa

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  Motor butt active!!!!

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  Because walking on water is too mainstream.

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  go go gadget butt cheeks!

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  SUPER WEDGIE!!!!!

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  Jesus in his early years

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  Go-Go-Gadget-Ass

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  Jesus thought he was cool..

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  Why walk?

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  Invisible boat!

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  free colon cleaning

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  That's gonna leave a mark!

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  invisible boat mobile!!!

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  Surfs up!!!