"sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger."

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  "sit down and relax, i'll have my penis cook you a burger."

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  yeah... but can yours do THIS?!

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  Talk about being a dick!

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  "Say, 'Hello' to my little friend."

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  "The third cowboy just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis."

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  Chuck Norris's penis

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  His dick's got a mind of it's own!

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  Co(o)k

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  The NEW George Foreskin Grilling Machine!

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  Wait Steve I said sausage not penis

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  that explains the Pubes in the Burgers!!

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  My best friends a dick